According to Paris Hilton, the stars are deafening But that doesn’t stop them from messing with your sex life.
Though we’re all sexual snowflakes in our own right, the peculiarities of our zodiac signs might interfere with a wonderful sack session, according to New York City astrologer
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With the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust, and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas:
- Sun Sign
- Mars Sign
- 8th house
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- Size and girth: They’ll usually either have very short and less ‘girthy’ dicks, or very big, juicy ones. It’s hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) who’s in between. You either don’t feel it or you start walking side to side.
- Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. They’re not clean-cut penises, but rather the kind of penis, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their penises are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.
- Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you don’t like the D at first, they’ll make you love it.
- Size and girth: It’s hard to find a Taurus that’s below average, but it is also almost as hard to find one that is highly above average. If you are not a total size queen, they have the perfect size for you. Almost all of them are girthy, definitely above average. (though proportion-wise, so do not expect a small guy to have a penis as girthy as a Red Bull can)
- Shape: Very clean-cut & straight. Very pleasing to look at, very good to suck on. Not really about shape, but they usually trim their bushes, but the trimmed hair makes the penis even more appealing.
- Recap: They won’t ever disappoint you. Very sensual and attractive.
- Size and girth: Congrats Gemini Sun/Mars/8th house people! You guys are definitely above average (most of the time). Sadly, most of you guys also have pencil penis.
- Shape: Mostly straight or banana-shaped. Not the best dicks in the zodiac, but not the worst. Clean-looking.
- Recap: They know how to please you. Sneaky, charming, sexy.
- Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. They’ll either have a slightly above-average dick or a tiny one. I’m sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyway, they’re all bottoms.
- Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.
- Recap: Great penises to suck. There’s something special about their dicks. Cancers can be kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.
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- Size and girth: You’d think all of them have huge penises, but that is surprisingly not the case at all. A lot of them have tiny ones. Maybe that’s why they have so many self-esteem issues. The ones that don’t have small ones are definitely above average. (7+ inches)
- Shape: Nothing too wild, nothing too weird. Dicks are usually straight and could be curved downwards.
- Recap: They know (!!!) how to seduce you, they’re one of them, if not the best at making the experience one you’ll never forget. They know what to say, and they know what to do. You won’t give a damn about the penis’ shape or size.
- Size and girth: Usually, petite, not the biggest penises in the zodiac. Girth is proportion-wise alright.
- Shape: They have nice-looking penises. Probably the sign with the least deformed-looking ones. Their penises can look like Taurean dicks, which is supposed to be a compliment.
- Recap: Well, I guess they’ll try their best to please you. Many would describe them as boring, though that is not their dicks fault.
- Size and girth: There’s nothing to discuss here. Big long, girthy perfect penises.
- Shape: Usually straight, some of them are curved left or right. The longer and cleaner-looking versions of Taurean penises.
- Recap: Not the most passionate lovers on earth, however, they are charming, still superb at sex, and usually have nice-looking dicks too.
- Size and girth: The best dicks in the zodiac, don’t even try to argue with me. Big, long, girthy like the Libra dicks, however, Scorpio dicks look a bit rougher and more real, which is what you want in a perfect dick!!!
- Shape: PERFECT LOOKING. Long, beautifully shaped (mostly straight or upwards curved).
- Recap: You want to suck on that penis, till you make it cum. Besides Aries’, the most passionate lovers! Not as rough and wild as an Aries, but more emotionally intense sex, that will make you crave their dick at any time!
- Size and girth: Their dicks are similar to Gemini dicks, their opposite sign. Long dicks (longer than Geminis), not that girthy though.
- Shape: Juicy and clean-looking. They usually have a long flaccid dick too.
- Recap: If you’re looking for size and quality sex, hunt a Sag dick. Though, do not get emotionally involved.
- Size and girth: As their fellow earth sign, Virgo, is petite, but has an average girth. Strong Saturn influence will not give one a huge dick (except genes say yes).
- Shape: Nice to look at. Not rough looking like an Aries or Aquarius dick for example. Either fully shaved or a full bush.
- Recap: If they care about you, they’ll try their best. Like Sagittarians, not emotionally involved in the act.
- Size and girth: They’ll usually have long dicks and good girth too. (But just like their opposite sign, Leo, cases of small dicks are not rare.)
- Shape: A bit rough looking, they may have the same foreskin problem as Aries’. Though, rough-looking is always a compliment.
- Recap: Freaks in bed, definitely not boring. They can be wild and hardcore.
Which Zodiac Sign Is King Of All Signs?
Leo is the king. Leos are natural-born leaders with a strong sense of responsibility and a sense of duty. They are the king of the jungle and, by extension, the monarch of all zodiac signs. Because it is in their nature to lead, Leos frequently take the first step.
What Are The 3 Big Star Signs?
What Are The Two Powerful Zodiac Signs?
The 2 most powerful zodiac signs are Aries and Leo
- Size and girth: Often said to have the largest dicks in the zodiac. I don’t want to go that far, but they’re definitely (!) one of the bigger signs. Very girthy too!!
- Shape: Usually, curved upwards or simply straight. It’s somewhere in between rough and clean looking. Nevertheless, very good-looking dicks.
- Recap: Not boring either, they can be freaky. However, most of the time, it is more emotionally intense than physically.
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